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Funny Daily Quotes

 

 

 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits Albert Einstein

 

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it Bob Hope

 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do Isaac Asimov

 

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else Will Rogers

 

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded Yogi Berra

 

If you think you have it tough, read history books Bill Maher

 

The road to success is always under construction Lily Tomlin

 

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left Oscar Levant

 

Life is hard. After all, it kills you Katharine Hepburn

 

What’s another word for Thesaurus? Steven Wright

 

Funny Sayings About Life

 

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore

 

Folks, I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us Stephen Colbert

 

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early Charles Lamb

 

 A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists Don Marquis

 

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive Elbert Hubbard

 

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists Jean Rostand

 

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money W. C. Fields

 

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television David Letterman

 

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else Ann Landers

 

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop Gertrude Stein

 

Funny Inspirational Life Quotes

 

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter Mark Twain

 

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children Sam Levenson

 

 I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin

 

A day without laughter is a day wasted Charlie Chaplin

 

Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud Maya Angelou

 

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday Dale Carnegie

 

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know Daniel J. Boorstin

 

Stay hungry. Stay foolish Steve Jobs

 

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day A. A. Milne

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt Abraham Lincoln

 

Funny Moments Quotes

 

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Erma Bombeck

 

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife Prince Philip

 

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it Laurence J. Peter

 

I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars Fred Allen

 

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito Dalai Lama

 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Alan Dundes

 

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money Jackie Mason

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city George Burns

 

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine Caroline Rhea

 

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later Mitch Hedberg