Enjoy reading these best funny inspirational quotes, that will surely put a smile on your face and make you laugh. Don't forget to share it with others and make someone else's day happy and funny!

Bad decisions make good stories Ellis Vidler

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine Lord Byron

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day A.A. Milne

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it Bob Hope

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice Sam Levenson

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up Mark Twain

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one Terry Pratchett

Aspire to inspire before we expire Eugene Bell Jr

If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself Irish Proverbs

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back Oscar Wilde

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it Terry Pratchett

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work Thomas Edison

Be happy, it drives people crazy Paulo Coelho

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye Cathy Guisewite

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself Sam Levenson

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else Yogi Berra

Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat Harry Emerson

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right Isaac Asimov

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it Robin Williams

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive Elbert Hubbard

See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly Benjamin Dover

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public Bryan White

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way Charles Bukowski

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished— If you’re alive it isn’t Richard Bach

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily Zig Ziglar

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you Billy Wilder

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats Voltaire

I cannot afford to waste my time making money Louis Agassiz