These are best funny morning wishes help you to jump out of bed in active way, give your feeling energized and motivated, be a lot more productive throughout the day. Share it with friends and let them getting into an energized and motivated state of mind in the morning. 

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there James Lileks

She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up Richelle Mead

Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee Aleksandra Ninkovic

A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone Emily Brontë

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off Crystal Woods

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon Tony Smite

I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night Akshay Vasu

Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead John Marsden

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently Kevin Hearne

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray Marcia Carrington

Men all do about the same thing when they wake up John Steinbeck

It’s a gray morning. A roll over and snuggle deeper in the covers morning Kate Messner

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up Kristen Chandler

What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France Timur Vermes

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning H.G. Wells

Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky Mickey Nice

Morning will come, it has no choice Marty Rubin

It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth E.T.A. Hoffman

There is nowhere morning does not go Leah Hager

Morning not only forgives, it forgets Marty Rubin

Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have Lemony Snicket

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone Job Might

Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them Medeia Sharif

Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized Kylie Scott

It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake Markus Zusak

It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries Jessie Tower

Let the morning keep what belongs to the morning Marie Rutkoski

I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you Sade Andria

I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination Criss Jami

In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog Leslie Connor

I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed Gehenna Toss

So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience Moss Hart