Funny good morning quotes can bring delight to your soul , it can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. The following quotes will not only give you a good laugh but will also help you to start your day the right way. Here are some funny good morning quotes for your friends, be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have Lemony Snicket

I wake up every morning at nine, grab for the morning paper, then I look at the obituary page; If my name is not on it, I get up Benjamin Franklin

Morning is wonderful but, its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

Every morning I wake up saying: I’m still alive, A miracle. So I keep on pushing Jacques Cousteau

Some mornings, I just feel like breaking the damn alarm, but then one thing always stops me; I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone Job Might

A good morning, remember to laugh this day. There is a saying: don't take life to seriously. So as you begin this day, remember to laugh during it 

Everyone wants me to be a morning person, I could be one… only;  if morning began after noon Tony Smite

Have a cup of coffee. Start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend. Good morning 

Just know when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get 

Some people wake up fast, some people wake up slow, I wake up dead John Marsden

Good morning . You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning , sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role

Good morning , wake , be thankful I’m your friend, because you’ll never have a better friend than me 

Dear friend, you’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise! Good morning

The morning will comes, whether you set the alarm or not Ursula Le Guin

Every morning I get up , look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America, If I’m not there, I go to work Robert Orben

Progress isn’t made by early risers; It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something Robert Heinlein

I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept. Postponed  again Suburban Men

I always write 'wake up' on my To-Do-List , so I can at least accomplish one thing a day 

I woke up in the morning, lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. Suddenly , I remember that I’m the mom 

Do you wish me a good morning or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not J.R.R. Tolkien

The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning

Smile right when you wake up, because soon enough you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning

Always harbor positivity in your mind, because you will never find it in the real world.  Have a great day

I was the richest person in the world, then it happened and the alarm bell rang. Good morning 

The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it’s not a holiday, Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning

Every morning is a blessing, only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed , because with an alarm clock it’s a curse. Good morning 

Life is full of stress and troubles, if you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed and keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you 

Good luck to your . Waking up at the noon and reading this good morning text on your phone, then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning

You are annoying like the alarm clock, but at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear

Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day.So,  don’t ever forget to text me in the morning, unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning 

You’re a charming prince in my dreams, but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning

I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed , keep texting you , but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning

I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you, but then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet

I woke up to send you a good morning text, now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning