We’ve put together this fantastic collection of best good morning joke quotes for you. It will put a smile on your face, make you excited to start this new day. Enjoy it and share it with your friends.

There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope Bernard Williams

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something Robert Heinlein

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day Mark Twain

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue Dorothy Parker

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious William Feather

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office Robert Frost

Good morning is a contradiction of terms Jim Davis

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening Mahatma Gandhi

Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird Kurt Cobain

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake Lewis Black

I wake up with a good attitude every morning. And then idiots happen

The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside – remembering all the times you’ve felt that way Charles Bukowski

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work Robert Orben

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning H. G. Wells

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up Benjamin Franklin

I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

I can rise and shine, just not at the same time

People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it

No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one

This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before Maya Angelou

Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing

No one can ever bring the morning back at midnight Munia Khan

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said “No, I made a few mistakes Steven Wright

Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it Richard Whately

Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read Raymond Carver

My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door Willie Geistn

There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. Morning people. 2. People who want to shoot morning people

I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off Jarod Kintz