Here are best funny wake up quotes , a best way to get your morning off to a good start . It will put a smile on your face and lighten your mood as you prepare to face the challenges of the day ahead. Enjoy it and share it with your loved ones.

Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning Marlo Thomas

Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it Mitch Hedburg

Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day Phil Dunphy

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone Job Might

Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it Richard Whately

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on J.R.R. Tolkien

Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness Nanea Hoffman

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not Ursula Le Guin

What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France Timur Vermes

I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off Jarod Kintz

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue Dorothy Parker

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office Robert Frost

I hate mornings, they start so early Janet Evanovich

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray Marcia Carrington

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible Jean Kerr

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button Punit Ghadge

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there James Lileks

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon Tony Smite

Morning will come, it has no choice Marty Rubin

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead James Marsden

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up Benjamin Franklin

I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently Kevin Hearne

Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee Aleksandra Ninkovic

Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them Medeia Sharif

It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning H.G. Wells

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all David Lynch

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up Kristen Chandler

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work Robert Orben

When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off Crystal Woods

You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55 Bob Dole

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake Lewis Black