These are best funny morning wishes help you to jump out of bed in active way, give your feeling energized and motivated, be a lot more productive throughout the day. Share it with friends and let them getting into an energized and motivated state of mind in the morning. 

I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there James Lileks

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She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up Richelle Mead

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Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee Aleksandra Ninkovic

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A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone Emily Brontë

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Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day Glen Cook

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When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off Crystal Woods

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Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one… only if morning began after noon Tony Smite

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I wish I had a brush that could paint the whole sky and turn every morning into night Akshay Vasu

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Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead John Marsden

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I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently Kevin Hearne

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A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray Marcia Carrington

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Men all do about the same thing when they wake up John Steinbeck

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It’s a gray morning. A roll over and snuggle deeper in the covers morning Kate Messner

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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up Kristen Chandler

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What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France Timur Vermes

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It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning H.G. Wells

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Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky Mickey Nice

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Morning will come, it has no choice Marty Rubin

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It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth E.T.A. Hoffman

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There is nowhere morning does not go Leah Hager

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Morning not only forgives, it forgets Marty Rubin

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Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have Lemony Snicket

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Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone Job Might

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Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them Medeia Sharif

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Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized Kylie Scott

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It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake Markus Zusak

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It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries Jessie Tower

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Let the morning keep what belongs to the morning Marie Rutkoski

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I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you Sade Andria

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I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination Criss Jami

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In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog Leslie Connor

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I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom

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Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed Gehenna Toss

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So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience Moss Hart

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